{"product_id":"why-didnt-you-bitches-tell-me-an-unscientific-introduction-to-menopause-and-aging-for-the-utterly-bewildered-and-woefully-unprepared-9781953027573","title":"Why Didn't You Bitches Tell Me?: An Unscientific Introduction to Menopause and Aging for the Utterly Bewildered and Woefully Unprepared","description":"\u003cb\u003e\"Oh my f**ing GOD, where was \u003ci\u003eWhy Didn't You Bitches Tell Me?\u003c\/i\u003e when I needed it most? It's an enormous educational resource and a huge relief and just such a gigantic, existential 'SAME' in book form.\" --Catherine Newman, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eSandwich \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Finally, a book on menopause that is relatable and relevant...A great resource to women for education and personal shared experiences.\" --Kenyetta C., LCSW-Sexual Health Educator\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"This combination of real women's voices, legit resources and facts, irreverent narrative and delightful illustrations unpacks the wide variety of (peri)menopausal symptoms.\" --Amy Mayer, journalist \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eA funny, honest, and deeply validating guide to menopause, aging, and the strange realization that nobody prepared us for any of this\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOne day you're a functioning adult human and the next you're sweating through your sheets, sprouting chin hairs, and rage-crying in random places. Spoiler: turns out this is all completely \"normal.\" Enter \u003ci\u003eWhy Didn't You Bitches Tell Me?\u003c\/i\u003e, a heartfelt and unapologetically honest guide for women in midlife, offering solidarity through frank testimonials, eye-opening anecdotes, and cheeky illustrations aimed to build community and destigmatize the experience of being in an aging female body. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Addressing the millions of women that stumble through this hormonal obstacle course armed with only misinformation and shame, Jordanna Hertz and Shauna Cagan tackle everything from hot flashes, HRT, and bone health to Botox, sex, and the lonely experience of becoming culturally irrelevant. Blending expert insight, candid stories from real women, practical advice, and cultural commentary, \u003ci\u003eWhy Didn't You Bitches Tell Me?\u003c\/i\u003e validates the experiences countless women live through but seldom see openly discussed. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhy Didn't You Bitches Tell Me? \u003c\/i\u003eis the book we wish someone had handed us much earlier.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-18621525\"\u003eJordanna Hertz\u003c\/a\u003e,\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-15864806\"\u003eShauna Cagan\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Urano Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/13\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.26lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781953027573\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1953027571\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-HEA\"\u003eHealth \u0026amp; Fitness\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-HEA051000\"\u003eMenopause\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJordanna Hertz\u003c\/b\u003e is an award winning creative director, designer, illustrator, and writer dedicated to the craft of visual storytelling. She has worked for Time, Ms., the New York Times Company Magazine Group, and nonprofit organizations serving higher education and K-12 schools, creating everything from magazines and websites, campaigns, and brand identities. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Jordi teamed up with friend and collaborator, Shauna Cagan, to turn their ongoing rants into Why Didn't You Bitches Tell Me? Writing the book gave them another excuse to spend time together while creating the irreverent, honest guide they wished someone had given them years earlier. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Jordi lives in Connecticut with her husband and is the proud mother of three amazing humans. She finds joy in being outside, listening to music, moving her body, gathering people around the table, defending democracy, and laughing as much as possible. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eShauna Cagan\u003c\/b\u003e is a writer, illustrator, and art teacher who has spent more than 20 years helping people tell stories. After a long career developing creative campaigns for companies, nonprofits, universities, and mission-driven organizations, she now spends her days making books, teaching art, and looking for inspiration in weird and wild places--usually somewhere muddy. Her debut picture book, \u003ci\u003eAddie and the Amazing Acrobats\u003c\/i\u003e, was published in 2023, and she's currently at work on books for both children and adults. Shauna lives in Maplewood, New Jersey, with her husband and their two mostly feral, frequently shirtless boys, who are responsible for at least half of her best ideas.","brand":"Urano Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55687463797035,"sku":"9781953027573","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0884\/7966\/2379\/files\/9781953027573.jpg?v=1790354994","url":"https:\/\/www.txcorrectionsbookstore.com\/products\/why-didnt-you-bitches-tell-me-an-unscientific-introduction-to-menopause-and-aging-for-the-utterly-bewildered-and-woefully-unprepared-9781953027573","provider":"TX CorrectionsBookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}